We will have a long, gorgeous post for you in the next couple days documenting our baking for Sophie's Sale. Until then, something to make you laugh.
You might need to stop cooking if...
You know dinner is ready when you hear the smoke alarm
Your dog goes to the neighbors' to eat.
The EPA requires that all your garbage cans be marked with large bright red biohazard symbols.
When you grill two of your kids hold water guns and the third has the phone with 911 on speed-dial.
The smoke alarm beeps if you even walk near the stove.
Your homemade bread loaf can be used as a door stop.
Your apple pie bubbled over and ate the enamel off the bottom of the oven.
You've used three boxes of scouring pads, a bottle of Palmolive and a crowbar, but that macaroni and cheese still won't let go of the pan.
You look in a cookbook to find out how to boil water.
